hi im syd and welcome to jackass (my blog)

i figure itd be nice to make a post that acts as a sort of directory for important things for the mobile users! :] anyways hi, im syd! i reblog alot and post art on occasion 💜 i like squids and cartoons and such

come browse…..

• 🌟 about page | carrd | neocities (HUGE WIP)
• 🌟 art tag | music tag | animation tag | talking tag
• 🌟 commissions | trello
• 🌟 fave tag :]
• 🌟 twitter | twitch | toyhou.se
• 🌟 and visit my partners, melon and gracie!

have a good one!

railroadsoftware:

if this happened to me id freak out but he plays it so cool 

loki-zen:

mattibee:

mattibee:

God invented winter so girls could exchange body heat

headspace-hotel:

headspace-hotel:

also “ough life-saving essential medical equipment uses so much plastic” in this country you can purchase an artificial ballsack for your pickup truck

“ough watching a show uses so much electricity” on road sides there are giant electrified billboards that do nothing but show you ads

othersidedisc:

everyone should delete tiktok except this guy i wanna be alone with them

robeatnic:

starrjoy:

get white sonic off my dash

compelled by my own reblog

startacker:

hollowtones:

hollowtones:

effemimaniac:

youaremyeverlovin:

utopians:

utopians:

life becomes so beautiful when you start cooking rice in liquids other than water

put that basmati rice in the cooker with coconut cream and chicken stock and an entire onion that you’ve diced and sauteed with garlic until transparent. and some salt and pepper. Trust me

“Uncle Benadryl’s one minute rice” one minute what? awake? left to live?

indigoire:

veeranger:

happy 12th to the single greatest video of our generation

Happy 13 years to a video that never fails to cheer me up.

theclockworkjudas:

unashamedly-enthusiastic:

violetsandshrikes:

violetsandshrikes:

violetsandshrikes:

watching people on tiktok consume borax is uh. something.

having to say “don’t eat borax” was not on my 2023 bingo

@the-puffinry

Can’t believe in the year 2023 we have to say: do not consume borax. It will not provide a “parasite cleanse”, it does not combat the “evil fluoride” in your water, and it is not a super mineral. It will damage your organs. Also, it’s not rated for human consumption so frankly, who knows what it’s cross-contaminated with (my personal bet would be arsenic).

Absolutely love when I Google something I’ve never heard of and find the reason I’ve never heard of it is because it’s been banned in the EU for safety concerns

Wonder if it’s being used in the same way the bleach was being used by the conservative moms a while ago, because it seems to “cure” thr same things.

mockiato:

artisanalqueer:

workingitinportland:

IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?

Hi friend! Fun fact! The human body can only absorb one liter of water per hour, and not all at once! Likely the reason you’re peeing so much is because you’re taking in too much water at a time, so your body just flushes it through your system as opposed to absorbing it. A good rule is ¼ liter every 15 minutes. Don’t get me wrong, there are definitely times that I want to (and will) glug a whole liter like it’s nothing, but steady hydration throughout the day is key! -Your friendly local wilderness first responder who rehydrates people for their job :)

Dang okay 📝